'Wow, I was not expecting my day to end up like today.' The gray skinned Noah Devit commented, as his 'self-appointed-mistress-for-your-own-good-don't-you-dare-think-of-backtalk-buster' slurped up the alien equivalent of an octopus like spaghetti.
'Aw, don't be like that. Your day could have ended up a lot worse for picking on my friends. You should be celebrating! It's not every day the strongest, prettiest, and most powerful Ctarl-Ctarl in the universe decides to show mercy to one of her attackers and take him under her wing to show him the error of his ways.' Aisha spoke down to her newest acquaintance in a matter-of-fact-ly tone. 'I mean, considering what happened to everyone else who decided to try to use my friends as hostages to collect some quick cash, the fact you are still here is pretty impressive. Especially considering you used my bosom as a bouncy castle, I'd say that's damn near miraculous!'
'Yeah, I'm gonna have to thank that one guy on your team for talking you out of smushing me.' Devit commented. 'Though if that whole... bouncy castle thing upset you, why am I positioned here?'
'So you can't flee, duh. Once Gene and Co. collect on all the bounties I've earned from that smorgasbord of felons, I think I'll be keeping you around for a while. Your kinda cute when you blush. And cry. And get all prissy because I took you down with my pinkie.'
'I am not cute!' Devit shouted indignantly. Seriously, next time his cousin Road sends him and Jasdero on a mission through time and space to help her out, just let her freakin' rot! It certainly didn't help that the twins ended up on opposite sides of the planet! While it was fun at first to partake in the amassed gang of those trying to bring his target down, being manhandled by a giant cat-girl who had made clear the only thing keeping him from ending up as her third lunch of the day was the advice of the one person she respected on the whole planet had not really done wonders for Devit's mood. Though, a very small and mutinous part of him was enjoying this. Slightly. Abrasiveness and embarrassment was overriding pervy thoughts.
'Yes, you are, my cute little mouse boy.' Aisha smiled while ruffling Devit's hair with her forefinger. Though with her size, she really just jostled Devit's whole head. 'Well, maybe not a mouse. More like a ferret, or a weasel perhaps.' Aisha pondered.
'Where the hell did my dignity go? I want it back!' Devit mourned, being a pet was not on his list of life goals. 'Whatever. Anyway, sure was convenient for the local law to have gotten pictures of all your 'skirmishes.'' Devit remarked. After Devit had been spared, and the others dealt with, an officer had arrived to inform Gene Starwind about all the bounties that Aisha had inadvertently swallowed, squashed, or otherwise detained. As it had all been caught on the resort's many camera's, all the crew of the Outlaw Star had to do was head to the station to collect on those identified. So, while they did that, Aisha decided to have some more fun in the sun, while Devit kept her company and browsed through some of nicer pics taken. Starting with one showing the very poorly planned chasing of the bio android, which led to Devit and two others winding up on a napping Aisha's back, who was in the buff at the time to get an even tan.
Aisha smiled, recalling the day's events. 'Didn't see that coming. There I am, trying get some sun for my backside, when I feel Melfina and you guys chasing her on me. And when I shift a little to look at what's going on, there you are parked on my cheek, and your buddies have fallen in!' Aisha laughed in her typical scratchy voice.
'Yeah, that was horrifying. That Melfina might act a little clueless, but she knew exactly what she was doing. Bad luck for me that you had applied lotion to yourself, it was like a skating rink there, she took advantage of that. I was lucky to avoid winding up in your crack. Those other guys, not so much.' Devit grimaced.
'Lucky is the word, considering you thought the best course of action to capturing Mel was to scale my wonderful rump.' Aisha smirked.
Devit blushed. 'The android led us there, I swear!'
'Suuuuure she did. Well, I'm not blaming you, you got what you wanted, plenty of booty!' Aisha snickered at her own bad joke.
Devit sweat dropped. 'Speaking of which, are you going to let them out soon? It's been almost eight hours.'
Aisha took this time to clench. 'Hmm, nope!' She laughed in her typical manner.
'Well, thank god that you've covered that up now. Give the general public the illusion of protection.'
Aisha had indeed gotten herself a gigantic bikini made at Jim's request, but as the tops designed for her always seemed to break, she had taken it upon herself to tie a makeshift one out of the various advertising banners on the resort. Unfortunately, she had to sit down to tie them together, and a poor group of onlookers found themselves on the receiving end of her well toned rear. 'Oops.' was all Aisha could say. Luckily, there were no casualties.
'Well, for the others you just treated them like a All-You-Can-Eat buffet. You scarfed the pirates,'
'The bounty hunters,'
'URP! URP! BURP!'
'And that one genetic experiment designed to be the ultimate warrior and proclaimed he'd exterminate all life on this planet in revenge for his people.'
'BUUUUURRRRPPP! Whew, still taste that guy. Can't say I wasn't fair. I gave him to the count of three to stop, he didn't, and then it was goodbye Mr. Delicious!'
'Oh don't worry Debi, you're pretty tasty yourself.' Aisha proceeded to lick Devit in one wet slurp.
Aisha merely giggled, this guy was fast becoming her new favourite to tease. 'See, we're becoming friends! Now, what should we play now?'
|Story by crossbones6732|
|Artwork by Octo|
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